Things I’ve Been Wondering
What exactly is Catnip?
When did “catsup” become “ketchup?”
Why does no one in the Mid-Atlantic area know how to drive properly?
Why do I make deals with myself? Seriously, I always cave anyway.
How is it that this woman has kids, but I don’t?
Why do we need House Committee hearings about athletes and steroids? Is it because Representatives want to meet athletes?
Why is the escalator I need always on the other side?
When my cat just stares at me, is she plotting my demise?
Does Brian ever regret marrying a T1 diabetic?
Why are American Idol updates on the news? This is not news.
Why do I hate American Idol so much?
Where the hell are my tax dollars going? I’m dishing out tens of thousands of dollars per year for what?
When I get my nails done, and the technicians start talking to each other in another language, are they talking about me?
How is it possible that my BG can be high all day no matter what I do (including using a syringe and a new bottle of insulin)?
Why do people Facebook friend request me when I have no idea who they are? And why don’t they include a little note to refresh my memory?
How is it possible that I’m going to be 36 in a few weeks? THIRTY-SIX?
Does anyone actually find the Verizon FIOS commercials funny? Their Mac vs. PC -like schtick is just annoying.
Does anyone look at those inspirational posters in offices and not roll their eyes? Is it just me?
Am I just a cynical bitch because I love these instead?
When was basic grammar, spelling, and punctuation removed from high-school curriculum?
Is it weird that Brian and I have conversations FOR our pets (no, not with our pets)? We actually have voices for them and say what we think they’re thinking.
Does *anyone* other than a fashion model have the body of a fashion model? No? Then why the fuck are clothes made for fashion models?
What is the proper way to tell someone at work that their cologne stinks?
And, last but certainly not least, when will diabetes finally be cured? I’m tired of it.
Themocracy
I wonder about a lot of these things also. If you get an answer to some of these, like the ketchup thing. I’ve always wondered that.